we are stoikfolk

 

zachary roosevelt

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zachary roosevelt is an american football star, writer, comic, and perjurer. zachary has published tens of posts on social media to shine light on the most complex issues of the day in a way that respected journalists have described as "problematic". zachary was recognized for his academic excellence by being placed on the honor roll at least a couple times between between grades 4-8 and would later be recognized for his good attendance at one the top online community colleges in the world.

 

after almost graduating, zachary sought a deeper understanding of political science. from plato to rawls, zachary pretended to read them all. zachary was awarded the prestigious "i voted" sticker for his contribution of voting in the 2016 presidential election and was pre-approved for a low interest credit card in 2019.

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zachary created stoikfolk in 2021. after googling stoicism, he learned that it is a philosophy originated in ancient greece. zachary became so fascinated with the subject that he spent several minutes reading about ancient greek culture on wikipedia. he kind of fizzled out when he got to pederasty, but he had already purchsed the domain, so "the stoikfolk" was created. after receiving solid advice from the guy who brought sexy back in 2006, he later shortened it to just "stoikfolk". zachary also bought the domian with the proper spelling, and he is willing to part with it for dollars. if you are interested, please submit your contact information below along with proof of funds.

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